你也可以當印第安那瓊斯！／Indiana Jones Could be You!

包累斃旅遊公司
公司業務內容：工作太無趣、生活太平淡、人生太平順嗎？想不想來一點刺激，找出您心中的印第安那瓊斯？找阿ㄨ安排您的假期準沒錯！機票、飯店、行程，只要由她經手包管您的假期脫胎換骨，蛻變成一齣的冒險動作鉅片。從打電話找她代辦那一刻起便心跳加速，頻頻上演訂錯機票、判斷錯誤、行程安排過緊，甚至路中央攔遊覽車、趕不及飛機、拖著行李在石子路上飛奔還發現繞了遠路等戲碼，直到回家倒在床上的那一刻全身還充滿了腎上腺素！意者請洽：0800 911 911 911。

公司創始由來：今春弟妹可欣和洪侃已經在巴黎、威尼斯和羅馬領教過阿ㄨ的威力，並把她自導遊的職務開除，此事已足以證明她的能耐，但當時阿ㄨ還對自己心有存疑。六個月過去之後，洪侃似乎也喪失了記憶（亦或是意猶未盡？？），又將冬天的巴黎之行交由阿ㄨ代辦。果不其然，訂好倫敦巴黎的來回火車票不到五分鐘，烏龍就從天而降。
1. 烏龍一：阿ㄨ赫然（又駭然）發現去程的日期訂錯了，而且票不能退換，表示她和洪侃才剛從甘比亞回來，當天又得拖著疲累的身體去巴黎。
2. 烏龍二：飛機降落時間和火車啟程時間僅相差五小時，一個 00:15 一個 05:35，他們在甘比亞就得開始祈禱飛機不要誤點，好在五小時內下飛機、過海關、領行李、搭車到火車站、領火車票、檢查行李、過海關，順利搭上火車去巴黎。全程還不能睡覺。
3. 烏龍三：甘比亞熱死法國冷死，行李中冬夏衣物全得帶著，還加上帶給近十名親戚的聖誕禮物。阿ㄨ脊椎側彎，所有行李將交由洪侃提管，重死他。
4. 烏龍四：機場離火車站很遠，到時阿ㄨ和洪侃得花近 100 英磅搭計程車，荷包大血崩。
5. 烏龍五：阿ㄨ媽媽在同天下午將在倫敦短暫停留五個小時，現在卻得撇下媽媽獨自在陌生的都市，無法陪她到家裡放下行李，無法帶她參觀倫敦築起的小窩，無法帶她去看大英博物館，連倫敦的「美」食都無法帶她體驗。「媽媽，自求多福吧！」
6. 烏龍六：媽媽難得來倫敦卻撲了個空，阿ㄨ想到便非常難過，後來還是決定把 100 英磅的火車票作廢，但因重新訂火車票太貴，只能改搭 8 小時的遊覽車到巴黎了。不過能夠留在倫敦陪媽媽，這件烏龍也算是圓滿解決，洪侃只希望到了巴黎屁股還有知覺。

這次還沒上飛機就死掉不少細胞，阿ㄨ終於建立起無比的信心，於是決心創立包累斃旅遊公司。

公司未來展望：阿ㄨ對於層出不窮的鳥事經常深深自責，但其實內心深處仍會浮現一小絲冒險帶來的快感，因為她天生喜歡幹路中央攔車、迷路走死自己等事，對她而言這是旅遊的一部分也是有趣的回憶。例如這 8 小時的車程中沿途可以看到英國和巴黎鄉下，還乘著英吉利海峽的海浪搭渡輪，阿ㄨ得自爸媽真傳的冒險基因又雀躍不已了。喜愛冒險的潛力客戶，請勿擔心阿ㄨ以後安排旅遊時會縝密思考，因為她的記憶力和計畫能力之差不容小覷，所謂吃一欠長一智這句成語永遠不會體現在她身上，您的旅程絕對能達到所期望的結果──領銜演出一齣永生難忘的冒險動作鉅片！

Travel Agency of the Ultimate Adventure
Company Service: Does your work make you yawn? Daily humdrum bore you to tears? Yearning for some spice in life? How about some excitement to enliven the Indiana Jones in your heart? Let Ahwoo arrange your holiday and you will beg for more! Airplane tickets, accommodation, travel itinerary, with her magic touch your holiday will be sure to transform into an action adventure only to be found on the big screen. From booking tickets for the wrong date, misjudgement, intensive schedule to stopping coach buses in the middle of a busy road, missing your flights and hauling luggage up cobbled stones only to discover that you took the longer route, your body will be so flooded by adrenalin from the moment Ahwoo begins making arrangements to the moment you collapse into your bed upon returning from the trip! For more information, please call: 0800 911 911 911.

Company History: In spring Ahwoo’s husband Hung Kan and sister-in-law Catherine had already had a taste of the kind of disaster Ahwoo is capable of during their Paris-Venice-Roman trip. Six months later, Hung Kan had the nerve to delegate Ahwoo to arrange their Christmas/New Year trip to Paris, AGAIN. Apparently he is either suffering from severe memory loss or missing the adrenergic effect he experienced on the previous trip. As expected, he got what he asked for within five minutes their two-way train tickets from London to Paris were booked:
1. Disaster #1: Ahwoo discovered suddenly, in horror, that the outbound date is wrong. It is on the same day of their return from The Gambia, meaning they will have no time for a break in London.
2. Disaster #2: To more horror, the arrival time from Gambia and the departure time from London are only five hours apart, one at 00:15 and the other at 05:35. This calls for a frantic rush as soon as they land in London: get off the plane, go through customs, claim baggage, take taxi to train station, pick up train tickets, check-in, go through customs, etc. And even while they are waiting for their flight in The Gambia they must pray for no delays. No sleep either.
3. Disaster #3: The Gambia, sizzling hot and France, freezing cold. They must carry both summer and winter clothes and shoes with them, plus Christmas presents for approximately 10 relatives. Crooked-spined Ahwoo will not be able to help Hung Kan with luggage.
4. Disaster #4: The airport unfortunately is located far away from the train station. Ahwoo and Hung Kan will have to spend nearly 100GBS on taxi, leading to a severe hemorrhage in the wallet.
5. Disaster #5: Ahwoo’s mother will visit London shortly on the same day, and the original plan was to show her around the city. Now she must roam the streets alone without help, so no British Museum, no Westminister Abbey and not even tasteless British food. “Good luck, Mom!”
6. Disaster #6: Ahwoo is terribly saddened by the fact that her mother must come to London alone, so she decides to book two new tickets. Since train tickets are outrageously expensive now, she booked two tickets for the 8-hour coach ride. In the end the disasters are relieved, as long as they get to spend some time with mother. They only hope they can still feel their butt after arriving in Paris.

After this experience, Ahwoo’s confidence in her ability to brood disasters is thoroughly confirmed, and thus she decides to found the Travel Agency of the Ultimate Adventure, or short for TAUA (pronounced: ta-wu-a).

Company Future Prospect: Ahwoo is often filled with guilt for the trouble she caused, but she confesses there is always a faint sense of satisfaction, for she actually enjoys stopping coaches in the middle of the road and getting so lost she can no longer feel her feet. To her, these are a natural as well as the most memorable part of traveling. For instance, she thinks the 8-hour ride to Paris will allow her a rare opportunity to see the countryside of England and France, including getting a bonus journey on the ferry that rides the waves of the English Channel. Just by thinking of this, Ahwoo’s adventurous genes she inherited from her parents are beginning to dance with anticipation. Customers, rest assured, Ahwoo will not learn her lessons and start planning with care in the future, for she has no memory cells and that the Chinese idiom “a fall into the pit, a gain in your wit” will never apply to her. If you let her plan your holiday, you will get what you deserve—a chance to star in the most unforgettable action adventure film of a life time!!